So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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