Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I FOUND THE LEGS
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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