Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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