singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
