he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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