Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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