rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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