To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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