Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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