I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just cropdusted the office
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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