a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize