Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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