That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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