Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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