Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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