i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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