Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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