I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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