I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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