True but thats because hes a fetus.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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