apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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