Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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