at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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