Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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