Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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