Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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