I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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