i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He? As in you personified your dick?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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