we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
