Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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