nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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