You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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