just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
