Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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