Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
That accounts for only three of the penises
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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