Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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