what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize