oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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