Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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