Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
