Joe is yelling at the trees again.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the day after is always just damage control
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Randomize
