So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
