Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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