I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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