So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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