I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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