Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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