Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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