I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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