Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
its not stalking. its research.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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