U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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