Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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