Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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