Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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