I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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