Don't you send me to vm
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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