You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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