It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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