playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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